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“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQEf93tZO0 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYQEf93tZO0]

One of my personal favorites: The Donut Joke
Mitch Hedberg - The donut joke

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Now we need the clip of the black comedian who said he took receipts for everything, even a simple cup of coffee, so he always had an alibi in case the cops wrongfully arrested him.

Two very different perspectives on life in America.

Now we need the clip of the black comedian who said he took receipts for everything

Patrice O’Neal - “I collect receipts…I don’t go more than half and hour without buying something”

White Women Make Me Nervous | Patrice O'Neal | Live 2002: Patrice O'Neal (2002)

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