@stavvers Are you sure that wasn't Craig?
@stavvers All that, but with football.
Standing in the freezing cold driving sleet, every Wednesday afternoon, wearing nothing but shorts and jersey, and being shouted at for being incapable of doing any football basics.
@stavvers isn't there the way English has developed half of its vocabulary - mushing words together.
Definitely is quing a super addition to the language.
We're still ROFL.
โThe keen and the quing were quirling at quoits / in the meadow behind of the mere / โฆโ (Walt Kelly)
@stavvers Something like 40 years ago a science fiction magazine sponsored a poetry contest based on this format (with the added requirement that the second line had to be a person's name), and unfortunately for me, one of the winning submissions is permanently stuck in my head. Author unremembered, I wish I could credit them.
Higgledy-piggledy
Herr Werner Heisenberg
pleaded: Your Honor,
it just isn't fair.
That I was speeding is
Unascertainable,
Or, if it is, then I
Can't have been there.
Another Angry Woman
Peter
Anna
Tortipede
Codhisattva
Tony Wells
Overdrawn at the Gravitas Bank
Michael แแแแแแแ
Alice 
Feรฒrag
Seventeenth Magpie
Nick
Bill Hooker
arceuthobium
Fish Id Wardrobe
Ollie ๐ช๐บ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ต๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ
Alexander Knochel
Zorro Notorious MEB ๐ชท๐ชท๐ชท
bit101
Reiner Jung
Bjรธrn Bรคuchle
Jan-Hinrik Schmidt
Isaac Freeman
ersatzmaus
joe
Jeffrey J. Dean
Leafy Greens
Callisto
Paul H ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ช๐บ
Christine Burns MBE ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐โง
Nikki Gordon-Bloomfield
Queenie Deerhart
Nefarious Celt
Hedders
MagicLike ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Charles โญ is now tooting from queer.party
c.reider 
broon
John S Russell
the goat-ลฟucker
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