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we've narrowed it down
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santa with a sack full of ass
after care for actors
trying to solve french
conifer
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march
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the womb installation worked
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@stavvers most likely E. But I can wait for the next release of an operating system without stalker-ware.
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
@stavvers F without a doubt, but American should be replaced with worldwide
@stavvers theres a lot more military in that post than I expected
@stavvers shaka, when the walls fell
@stavvers I'm feeling like darmok and jalad at tanagra reading this post

The devil is in the details.

And it's curious how many commentaries on the EP vote don't want you to look at the details.

@stavvers HA! it was talking to a tech guy who made a similar reference from that episode and he was SHOCKED that i knew what he was saying and we laughed and laughed

Shaka, when the walls fell…

@stavvers
I can't believe it's illegal to kidnap people and have them watch this one and make them tell you how good it is
@stavvers Still one of the greatest Star Trek episodes of all time!
@stavvers Did you turn it into a Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel moment?
@stavvers Picard, his hand to his forehead
@stavvers β€œYo dawg, I heard you like Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra, so I put your language’s primary unit of meaning, an idiom, into this meme, so you could reel in the circularity of the references while I further obfuscate my original point.”
@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
@stavvers calling yourself "chaumas" is a bit of a mile marker on that journey

@stavvers

It's a page out of Putin's playbook.

@stavvers eat it COLD

As COLD as my HEART

@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It
@stavvers stop eating markers 😭
@stavvers it's also completely legal to do cocaine in the Palace of Westminster in the UK. It's only illegal if you are a prole.
@stavvers
You are unaware of the powers provided by the spice cocaine. How else can the traders be expected to see the future and provide wealth in perpetuity to the funds of hedges. The coke must flow
@stavvers let’s be honest here: it should say β€œlate-period United States”
@stavvers runnin' all round my brain

@stavvers

It's when you turn around to point at the cash registers and see the back of your own head that you know you're in deep trouble 😳🀣

@stavvers i've heard about horses. Apparently they're a type of chair?
@stavvers That IKEA sounds like that average Vegas Strip casino-hotel.
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every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
after care for actors
trying to solve french
conifer
gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
αΌ±Ο€Ο€Ξ±Ξ»Ξ΅ΞΊΟ„ΟΟ…ΟŽΞ½
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
@stavvers Glad they quit before they got to hemorrhoids.

@stavvers Did Hmm.

Joke aside, the Greeks were amazing storytellers but lazy in their monster design. 95% of monsters were just "random animal pieces paired together". So yes, an equus-gallus combination is probably in there. Multiple times.

@stavvers
This is the essential information I needed today.
@stavvers this thread will end when browsers can no longer display it without your computer catching fire
@stavvers just another day at the Apple Store
@internetsdairy might have violated the iNut warranty
@stavvers an Apple sex arse would no doubt have some weird shaped proprietary non standard hole. Interesting launch demo tho
@stavvers Cory Doctorow complaining how AI has brought enshittification to the sex arse user experience (I'm sorry)
@stavvers Well if "sack full of ass" isn't my new catchphrase for the next few weeks I don't even know why I'd be able to justify living
@stavvers There will be a day, when I will binge this glorious thread. Thank you.

@stavvers

Today is the sort of day where I *really* benefited from rediscovering this thread.

@stavvers historiography at its most pure 😍
@stavvers Don't forget Earth, Air, Fire, and Water. πŸ™‚

@stavvers

Oh man, that brings back memories of medieval studies back in college.

@stavvers The hidden element to rule them all : estrogen ~ (some human produce less than others)

@stavvers Totally!

And by the way have you ever seen a pairing of the major hormones to Jungian or Greek Mythological archetypes? Shouldn't that be a thing?

@stavvers @stevegis_ssg It kinda does sound like balancing yee olde humors, doing your zodiac, or doing your Maiers-Brigs. ☺️

@stavvers

Caffeine, alcohol, benzodiazepines, fluoxetine, cannabis, opioids...

@stavvers Oh! Good to know. I thought they were Goucho, Harpo, Chico, and Gummo.

@stavvers

What about endorphins and oxytocin?

@Zumbador @stavvers are you a witch? That sounds like witchery to me! πŸ˜‚
@stavvers Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Adreneline Nation attacked.
@stavvers I am now listening to Rosetta Stone. (Adrenaline)
@stavvers That's not that coincidental. Before the discovery of infectious agents like bacteria and viruses, the best hypothesis for disease that people could come up with was imbalances in the body's internal equilibrium. We just now have _slightly_ better empirical evidence for the substances in question.

@stavvers

All I knows is I need more of them in my brain

@stavvers an idea whose time has come and gone and come again and gone again and then come again...
@stavvers it does kinda sound like that