Missing The Point
I would pay a lot to be a prospective juror in Trump’s criminal trial so that all of my Trump posts could be read to him.
Apr 17, 2024 at 1:52amIceCubesApp
Show threadMissing The PointApr 17, 2024

Judge: “I think we’ve heard enough.”

Me: “Objection your honor, I’d like to introduce Exhibit number 788, this is a real banger, he’s got to hear this one.”

Show threadDgarApr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt 😂
Show threadBen RosengartApr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt We’ve all been forced to pay so much attention to his bullshit for almost a decade. Turnabout is fair play.
Show threadJesse CailApr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt I would also pay a hefty sum for you to do this.
Show threadObsoleteApr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt
Sadly, I’d have to go to the NSA to get copies of the ones I’ve deleted
Show threadRick MycroftApr 17, 2024

@MissingThePt So say all of us!

Trump Sees Mean Memes About Him Shared By Prospective Jurors

Trump Forced to See Mean Memes About Him Shared by Prospective Jurors

Seven jurors were selected for Trump's hush-money trial as others were dismissed for sharing negative memes and social media content about him.

Rolling Stone
Show threadJillApr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt He definitely wouldn’t like this one.
Show threadMelizmaticApr 17, 2024

@MissingThePt

Whatever makes him unhappy pleases me.

Show threadBroken TrolandApr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt Having to hear what people actually think about him may be the best outcome of this trial we can reasonably expect.
Show threadᴚ uɐᗡApr 17, 2024

@MissingThePt same thought esp this one. read it to him slowly. make sure the sketch artist is oaying attention

https://mastodon.social/@dannotdaniel/111921921599597389

Show threadDocHollidayApr 17, 2024
@dannotdaniel the Misses and I were discussing the imprisonment versus death by natural causes options just the other day. Frankly, we’d rather see him dead than jailed (apologies to John Donne). @MissingThePt
Show threadgnateApr 17, 2024

@WmShakesp3are
John Barron would probably love an apology as well.

His nom de fume....
@dannotdaniel @MissingThePt

Show threadDocHollidayApr 17, 2024
@gnate don’t let me stop you.
Show threadᴚ uɐᗡApr 17, 2024

@gnate @WmShakesp3are @MissingThePt have you ever done an author search for John Barron on Amazon

it's a real author
he writes about the KGB

Show threadDocHollidayApr 17, 2024
@dannotdaniel @gnate @MissingThePt I looked to see who he was but couldn’t figure out based upon what I thought was the context. Now I get it.
Show threadgnateApr 17, 2024
@dannotdaniel
Ah, so he DOES deserve an apology! Or at least, our sympathy.
@WmShakesp3are @MissingThePt
Show threadRiaResistsApr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt I wonder if we might witness a #NarcisticInjury ?
It’s gotta be wild for Trump to see that we really are on to his fraudulent ass
Show threadJack Yan (甄爵恩)Apr 17, 2024
@MissingThePt Itʼs surprising he didnʼt know this oldie!
Show threadLisa HamiltonApr 17, 2024

@MissingThePt I wrote a few more to make sure they never pick me lol

I would not be able to keep from lunging at his throat if I were anywhere physically near him