If the British government recovered fragments of the sword Excalibur and decided to have it re-forged for nation-building reasons, how would they go about it?
Local mediaeval re-enactment blacksmith
3.9%
Outsourced weapons contract for BAe systems
40%
Prime Minister’s chauffeur’s bestie
33.9%
Blade hardened by stabbing a benefit claimant
22.2%
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@cstross two feasibility studies, one by Capita, the other by PM's brother in law. After £200m spent nothing gets done and sword gets put in storage because there is no display spaces available due to museum budget cuts
@casstr @cstross I have a feeling that after all that happened, the sword would not be put in storage, but rather its ownership would be outsourced.