MastodonDeliberately friend-sized and friend-shaped, with a soft surface material and soft, squishy stuffing, you will soon be able to have a #Mastodon in your home:
https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2024/04/mastodon-stuffed-toy-coming-soon/
Andre_601 
@Mastodon "Perfect as a travel companion you can rest your head on, or to fill in for you at business meetings."
At the meeting: Uh... Sir? Is it me or does John look a lot more.... cuddly today?