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This is a documented safety feature to prevent illegal cosmic memory access, please stop submitting PRs
@lowqualityfacts This is true. And if it dreams about its own death while in that coma, it dies in the mirror world too.
@lowqualityfacts I am pretty sure you mean comma.
@lowqualityfacts You can actually hypnotize rabbits though, and lay them on their back and they will stay there until something wakes them up. In 4-H at the fair kids would build pyramids.
@lowqualityfacts the goats who stare at goats
(Sheep are just goats wearing coats)
@lowqualityfacts wait. Each sheep has its own elf? This is bordering on a high quality fact.

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If a creep sees itself in a mirror it will fail his diploma.

test.

or whatever.

#ThatsWhatIRead

@lowqualityfacts And she'll dream of wool androids.
@lowqualityfacts this is why shepards don't own mirrors and thus their hair is always a mess.