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George Takei 
🏳️🌈🖖🏽What the cluck?
ғᴇʟɪx [ᴀɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ]@georgetakei I can do it in two: "chicken math".
Marquis Lafayette for Harris
RalfMaximusChicken broke into my cache of Monster Ultra-Zero
Draken BlackKnight@georgetakei
For when the guy with the potato gun means business.
For when the guy with the potato gun means business.
Chu 朱The hens hid their stash.
Probertd8@georgetakei Funeral In Berlin Part II?
Gary Ismay@georgetakei that’s a fowl joke 😬
D C Ross@georgetakei
"When I ordered the eggs I assumed that the 'g' meant 'grams'. What's a 'gross', anyway?"
"When I ordered the eggs I assumed that the 'g' meant 'grams'. What's a 'gross', anyway?"
AskPippa🇨🇦@georgetakei Instead of snowballs, Bruce threw eggs.
felizEggceptional!
Toni@georgetakei Easter egg hoarder busted before dyeing.
EtherAndRhum@georgetakei michelin star starter kit.
Breaking your shell takes practice.
Woke yolk folks shell stay cool.
Omelette plutôt qu’homme laite. (This one’s only funny in french)
Sorry for egging on, guys.
Nine Oh Real@georgetakei Unsure how to eggsplain this.
AniMocap@georgetakei I have to ask... But why are all the eggs so white? Serious question but that ain't natural.
athena_risingHeadline: Local Man Wins the Lottery
Nuncio Bitis 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@georgetakei Pedophile cannibal’s refrigerator.
Rainer Orzada@georgetakei It's surely an eggoist's world.
KingoftheWhackadoodles@georgetakei Egg before chicken
Tâi Siáu-káu 台痟狗 ㄊㄇㄉ 🇳🇫 台灣國@georgetakei
❝Media claimed egg shortage❞ 😡
❝Media claimed egg shortage❞ 😡
MessagingMatters@georgetakei Those hens living in my fridge.
doctorsnorky@georgetakei we're babysitting for vacationing chickens
thebes@georgetakei We're out of time! It's exponential!
That_Damn_FrankMay we all play...?
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Tired of the harassment from his know-it-all neighbors, METS pitcher Drew Smith finally decided to get in some 'home town' practice off the field.
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"Here you go, you no good big mouthed m-ther f-ckers..! You don't like how I throw!? Go Suck Eggs!!!"
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"You look good with egg on your face (and you smell better too).
And No, I Don't Want To Date Your Dumpy Daughter..."
Not Applicable@georgetakei
EggLander 1 Ready For Multi-year Transit
Listen: I tried.
BeBo@georgetakei OK, who ordered the Egg Surprise?
Hugh@georgetakei Ping Pong ball factory rejected (
Jaime Robertson@georgetakei Sure, “get a few chickens” they said, “you’ll never have to buy eggs again.”
John Kominetz@georgetakei Farnsworth's mutant chicken eggceeded all eggspectations.
Coyoty@georgetakei Those Who Walk Away From Omelets.
Pierre de Wet@georgetakei
Finger slipped, added three more zeroes…
Finger slipped, added three more zeroes…
HankB@georgetakei shelf space for beer
ಚಿರಾಗ್ 🌹✊🏾Ⓥ🌱🇵🇸 (he/him)@georgetakei Alternate: Hens forcibly inseminated; solves egg shortage
Tor Kingdon@georgetakei gift of hen keeps on giving
Amethyst73@georgetakei Too many chickens, not enough friends