They say every good thing comes to an end, so it’s with a poignant bittersweetness that I have decided to announce my retirement from social media. But you can still keep in touch with me at my substack!

I want to thank all the fans for being so loyal, engaged and hilarious over all these years. It’s truly been an honor of a lifetime to gain and keep such an amazing following. See you over at the stack.

— Uncle George

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Happy April Fools, friends. 😉
@georgetakei Wait, what? Alright now, which one of these is the April Fool bit? (Please don't answer today, I'm confused enough already.)
@georgetakei riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigghhht. 🤣🤣🤣
@georgetakei - oh my heart! But also how many heart felt well wishes, all of the true. You are a bright point, so thank you.
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Oh good!
Doesn't mean I won't still visit The Big Picture
@georgetakei omg thank goodness it was a joke. My heart sank when I saw your post. 😅
stomach problems. they won't ask anything further #excusesforcallingoffwork
@georgetakei got me! You sanctify my timeline!
@georgetakei You are a mean old man, but I'm glad that it was just a joke 😅
@georgetakei you got me…I was about to delete my account
@georgetakei
I guessed that immediately. Glad it was a spoof.
@georgetakei That’s enough Internet for you today young man! Losing a social media uncle is nothing to ever joke about! 😂🌈
@georgetakei Well, retirement? The world needs viewpoints as it needs viewers.
@georgetakei say this again when it is not April 1st
Thank you for your presence on social media
@georgetakei Wha'? Just before the election when we need your voice??? Please say it's not so! [edit: pretty sure this is #AprilFools! And yes, he got me! 😳]

@georgetakei

Thanks for the 4/1 one. In the sprit of the day, who are you?

@georgetakei Going over to a Nazi-monetizing platform is not a good look for you.
@jbhughes @georgetakei this is what I just don't get about so many. It's hard to change vendors, but if you're talking about freedom and being anti-fascist anti-Trump etc, continuing to use SubStack just boggles my mind
@georgetakei Oh really???
Your insights & knowledge and sense of fun!!!
Won't reconsider?

@georgetakei oh, can we still sign up for the snail mail newsletter?

We just have to mail in 2 UPC symbols from our breakfast cereal with a bunch of stamps, right?

@georgetakei Over the years on your social channels, you've made me smile, you've made me think, you've made me laugh, and, perhaps most importantly, you've helped me learn. THANK YOU for so much positive, thought-provoking, and insightful commentary!
@georgetakei OK, well the sentiments still stand, even if I did fall for your joke...
@georgetakei Noooooooo, why George? I follow few people, always love your posts.
@georgetakei happy 1st April George 😂
@georgetakei I hope it's not true. You have a big sensibility, acute insight, and a great sense of humor. To tell the truth, I have long thought that you should have been captain of the Enterprise. Perhaps in some other timeline.
@georgetakei Thank Gawd it's April 1st.
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This one really better be a joke, Uncle George. Unlike most of your others which I really wanted to happen!
@georgetakei Thanks for all your precious time and effort on Mastodon. I will definitely look into your Big Picture.
Thanks, hugs, and lots of love!
@georgetakei you had an incredibly good run, sir!
@georgetakei oh George, we're going to miss you! Live long and prosper.

@georgetakei

Seriously hope this is an April fools joke. Your presence here is very valued 😲

@georgetakei Wait a minute. Today's April Fools Day, and you posted this today. Is this an April Fools joke?

@georgetakei

Damn thats too bad. I hope fans make bots out of your longer posts.

But substack lets racists preach violence on substack, so I will never go there.

@georgetakei that’s a real shame, George. It’s been lovely having you, though. Enjoy your retirement 🎂

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we love you george!

it's an end of an era. no, with you leaving it feels like an end to a good party. you're one of the ones that made social media good. we will miss your wit