Alice McFlurry 
My spouse and I can't have children
because we like sleeping through the night, being spontaneous, and spending our money on ourselves.
jgarcia
Adam RobertsonMy wife and I decided we do not want to have children. We are going to tell them tonight during dinner.
Lewis EdwardsAs a happy father of two, this made me burst out laughing.
Madame Aronow
Dan Neuman 🇨🇦@adam @Sir_Osis_of_Liver We've already told our 19 year-old child, and they got pretty upset about it. I was really hoping to never have to deal with roommates ever again.
A land fit for all our futures@adam my kid asking me why I am laughing so much
ThunderstrikeI once told my kids (they were in the 10 year old range) that due to the state of the economy we were being forced to downsize and that I was leaving it up to the three of them which one of them we would be letting go.
The looks on their faces were priceless until they realized I was full of crap. 😂 🤣
cui bono, baby.@tstrike78 My nephew keeps asking his 8 year old why doesn't he get a job.
Tony VladusichThis made my day!
Kevin Rutherford@adam We tried that. Somehow it made the situation worse.
Lindsey 🐲@adam
It's nice of you to wait until dinner and not use randomly blindside them with it, I can tell you from experience as the child that's awkward 😂
It's nice of you to wait until dinner and not use randomly blindside them with it, I can tell you from experience as the child that's awkward 😂
Tjb51@adam Poor Hansel. Poor Gretel!