Alice McFlurry 
My spouse and I can't have children
because we like sleeping through the night, being spontaneous, and spending our money on ourselves.
Adam RobertsonMy wife and I decided we do not want to have children. We are going to tell them tonight during dinner.
Dan Neuman 🇨🇦@adam @Sir_Osis_of_Liver We've already told our 19 year-old child, and they got pretty upset about it. I was really hoping to never have to deal with roommates ever again.