Alice McFlurry 
My spouse and I can't have children
because we like sleeping through the night, being spontaneous, and spending our money on ourselves.
Adam RobertsonMy wife and I decided we do not want to have children. We are going to tell them tonight during dinner.
ThunderstrikeI once told my kids (they were in the 10 year old range) that due to the state of the economy we were being forced to downsize and that I was leaving it up to the three of them which one of them we would be letting go.
The looks on their faces were priceless until they realized I was full of crap. 😂 🤣
cui bono, baby.@tstrike78 My nephew keeps asking his 8 year old why doesn't he get a job.