A #Linux user, a #Windows user, and a #macOS user walk into a bar.

The Linux user sits down and confidently orders a drink, knowing they can customize it to their exact liking.

The Windows user takes a seat and asks, "What does everyone usually get?" They end up with a familiar drink that mostly gets the job done.

The macOS user glances at the sleek decor and says, "Wow, this place is expensive, but the drinks must be fantastic!" They order a beautifully presented yet pricey cocktail.