nixCraft 🐧

A #Linux user, a #Windows user, and a #macOS user walk into a bar.

The Linux user sits down and confidently orders a drink, knowing they can customize it to their exact liking.

The Windows user takes a seat and asks, "What does everyone usually get?" They end up with a familiar drink that mostly gets the job done.

The macOS user glances at the sleek decor and says, "Wow, this place is expensive, but the drinks must be fantastic!" They order a beautifully presented yet pricey cocktail.

Mar 13, 2024 at 11:07amWeb
Show threadHeliographMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft they lived happily ever after 
Show threadnixCraft 🐧Mar 13, 2024
@Heliograph I finally made a post without sounding like a smug Linux user. LOL.
Show threadHeliographMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft not saying there won't be a sequel 😂
Show threadnixCraft 🐧Mar 13, 2024
@Heliograph LOL. You know me very well. 😂
Show threadHeliographMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft now waiting patiently for the next episode *at the bar* 🐧 🍵
Show threadcMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft And the Linux user can request a nutrition fact sheet as well.
Show threadspidererusMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft
TempleOS preaches to the patrons but noone is listening to him.
DOS is just happy to be there for the ride, he can't stomach anything they serve there.
Show threadCyber PingU  Mar 13, 2024
@nixCraft "...They order a beautifully presented yet pricey cocktail that apple told him to drink"
Show threadOsunderdogMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft
The macOS user breaks out of his shell and does what the Linux user did.
Show threadKuliMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft The mainframe user orders a drink from an invisible barkeeper in the basement. Two hours later, he gets the recipe of the drink printed on a piece of paper.
Show threadKuliMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft The MS-DOS user gets a glass of water directly from the tap. The glass can hold maximum 640 ml.
Show threadWeaselMar 13, 2024

@Kuli @nixCraft

640 ml ought to be enough for anybody.

Show threadOlivier MenguéMar 16, 2024
@Kuli @nixCraft Much more than a pint!
Show threadZeki Çatav 🤔 ☕ 🕯️🎶Mar 13, 2024
@nixCraft
Show threadhetougMar 13, 2024
@catavz @nixCraft don't you mean "had money"? 😂
Show threadFibonacciMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft punch up: the MacOS user throws down $3k, and doesn't care what's in their drink. They enjoy it, but they have no clue the bartender just made a $12 Manhattan. The Linux user lectures to the MacOS user about this in a language the MacOS user doesn't understand. The Windows user turns blue and dies.
Show threadraisincookieMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft the linux user may also order a very specific drink that gets messed up somewhere in the process and ends up tasting like crap or poisoning them
Show threadMichael VilainMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft It could be worse.
They could be stuck on a 5hour plane ride in adjacent seats.
Show threadMichael VilainMar 13, 2024
@nixCraft Out on the smoking patio, an unusual trio is having a meeting.
Show threadthrokMar 15, 2024
@nixCraft don’t forget that the Windows user will get a bunch of inedible garnish and glass with ads all over it that inexplicably leaks and may spontaneously shatter at any moment.