Mastodawn

The peach emoji (🍑) has been mistreated.

Far right people use it to spread hatred under the banner of “freeze peach ❄🍑” (free speach).

Horny people use it to convey ungodly things.

It's time to reclaim the emoji. Make it stand for what it was always about: the crunchy peach movement 🍑💥. #CrunchyPeaches

Peaches were never meant to be soft or watery — free the peach!

Crunchy peaches?! 😱

You cannot mean this literally… can you?

I quite literally mean it. It is crunchy.

People outside of Germany do not know that this clip was so offensive that it was displayed on national television to mock me (not kidding)

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@ErikUden What's wrong in Germany? Why is that (watched a part of the clip linked) TV content at all?

@niclas German government television decided to follow me around for three months and expose my grotesque leakages of personal data to the public.

Yeah... "Something is rotten in the State of Germany" as Shakespear wrote...almost...