Erik Uden 🚩Mar 14, 2024

The peach emoji (🍑) has been mistreated.

Far right people use it to spread hatred under the banner of “freeze peach ❄🍑” (free speach).

Horny people use it to convey ungodly things.

It's time to reclaim the emoji. Make it stand for what it was always about: the crunchy peach movement 🍑💥. #CrunchyPeaches

Peaches were never meant to be soft or watery — free the peach!

Show threadJenna 🇨🇦

@ErikUden

Crunchy peaches?! 😱

You cannot mean this literally… can you?

Mar 14, 2024 at 1:20pmWeb
Show threadErik Uden 🚩Mar 14, 2024

I quite literally mean it. It is crunchy.

#CrunchyPeaches #KnackigePfirsiche

Show threadErik Uden 🚩Mar 14, 2024
People outside of Germany do not know that this clip was so offensive that it was displayed on national television to mock me (not kidding)
Der schockierende Fall des Erik U. | Lass dich überwachen!

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Show threadNiclas HedhmanMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden What's wrong in Germany? Why is that (watched a part of the clip linked) TV content at all?
Show threadErik Uden 🚩Mar 14, 2024
@niclas German government television decided to follow me around for three months and expose my grotesque leakages of personal data to the public.
Show threadNiclas HedhmanMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden

Yeah... "Something is rotten in the State of Germany" as Shakespear wrote...almost...

Show threadTenkomanMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden Dessert-Kochbuch „42 ways to crunch peaches“, wann?
Show threadagatha  Mar 14, 2024
@ErikUden this is extremely distressing to watch
Show threadErik Uden 🚩Mar 14, 2024
@agatha accept the truth. Accept the peach in its ideal form. You may not like it.
Show threadagatha  Mar 14, 2024
@ErikUden this is what peak peach performance looks like
Show threadGordon FawksMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden my dude, that sounds like an apple. And I should know about apples. 🐴
Show threadJenna 🇨🇦Mar 14, 2024

@ErikUden

lol I loved the video, thank you 😂

But I have to disagree! I want my peaches so juicy I can’t wear white when eating them, and that means they need to be soft and oh so flavourful.

Show threadinactive account lolMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden puts any apple to shame
Show threadMedea VanamondeAug 15, 2025
@ErikUden @DelilahTech Your food is loud
Your teeth are sharp