Erik Uden ๐Ÿšฉ

The peach emoji (๐Ÿ‘) has been mistreated.

Far right people use it to spread hatred under the banner of โ€œfreeze peach โ„๐Ÿ‘โ€ (free speach).

Horny people use it to convey ungodly things.

It's time to reclaim the emoji. Make it stand for what it was always about: the crunchy peach movement ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฅ. #CrunchyPeaches

Peaches were never meant to be soft or watery โ€” free the peach!

Mar 14, 2024 at 12:51pmWeb
Show threadJanik BesendorfMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden Give me a butt emoji!
Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉMar 14, 2024
@besendorf No. No horny on main.
Show threadcatraxx Mar 14, 2024
@ErikUden @besendorf 
Show threadmonkee Mar 14, 2024
@besendorf @ErikUden โ€‹โ€‹ close enough?
Show threadAedius Filmania โš™๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden

how, it's not because they are cold ass ? xD

Show thread๐ŸŒธLilyana Marie๐ŸŒธMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden Move into the country.....gonna eat a lot of peaches....
Show threadGordon FawksMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden
Uh...

....um...

...I was taking it as a comment on their sex lives.

Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉMar 14, 2024
@GordonFawks no. This is about the literal peach. This is exactly what I've been talking ab- where you even listening??
Show threadGordon FawksMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden But nice, ripe, fuzzy peaches! Who would want to freeze peaches? Or crunchy peaches?!

Crunchy Nectarines, other...

Show threadJenna ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden

Crunchy peaches?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

You cannot mean this literallyโ€ฆ can you?

Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉMar 14, 2024

I quite literally mean it. It is crunchy.

#CrunchyPeaches #KnackigePfirsiche

Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉMar 14, 2024
People outside of Germany do not know that this clip was so offensive that it was displayed on national television to mock me (not kidding)
Der schockierende Fall des Erik U. | Lass dich รผberwachen!

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Show threadNiclas HedhmanMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden What's wrong in Germany? Why is that (watched a part of the clip linked) TV content at all?
Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉMar 14, 2024
@niclas German government television decided to follow me around for three months and expose my grotesque leakages of personal data to the public.
Show threadNiclas HedhmanMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden

Yeah... "Something is rotten in the State of Germany" as Shakespear wrote...almost...

Show threadTenkomanMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden Dessert-Kochbuch โ€ž42 ways to crunch peachesโ€œ, wann?
Show threadagatha  Mar 14, 2024
@ErikUden this is extremely distressing to watch
Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉMar 14, 2024
@agatha accept the truth. Accept the peach in its ideal form. You may not like it.
Show threadagatha  Mar 14, 2024
@ErikUden this is what peak peach performance looks like
Show threadGordon FawksMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden my dude, that sounds like an apple. And I should know about apples. ๐Ÿด
Show threadJenna ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden

lol I loved the video, thank you ๐Ÿ˜‚

But I have to disagree! I want my peaches so juicy I canโ€™t wear white when eating them, and that means they need to be soft and oh so flavourful.

Show threadinactive account lolMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden puts any apple to shame
Show threadMedea VanamondeAug 15, 2025
@ErikUden @DelilahTech Your food is loud
Your teeth are sharp
Show threadkatzenbergerMar 14, 2024

@ErikUden Admit it, the sound of eating crunchy peaches is for horny people. They don't even hide it anymore.

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=EUXNxR4zMHs

Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉMar 14, 2024
@katzenberger I will never back down.
Show threadalexMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden ๐Ÿ‘โ€‹โ€‹
Show thread๐Ÿœ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜ ๐‘ ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘๐‘’ ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸปMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden @br00t4c Whatโ€™s wrong with a peach ๐Ÿ‘ just being a peach ๐Ÿ‘? Like an eggplant ๐Ÿ† being an eggplant ๐Ÿ†.
Show threadTurbodemokratHBMar 14, 2024
@ErikUden
Peach to the world!
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Sep 6, 2024
@ErikUden Peaches should be soft and melt in your mouth
Show threadErik Uden ๐ŸšฉSep 6, 2024
@GreenSkyOverMe You are my mortal enemy.
Show threadGreenSkyOverMe (Monika)Sep 6, 2024
@ErikUden What's your opinion on nectarines?