If at first you don't succeed, don't sweat it, your parents are rich.

Wait. Your parents aren't rich?

Oh, man. This is embarrassing. Sorry, all of these success aphorisms are meant for people with privilege and resources.

You're on your own. Good luck.



#success #SelfHelp #advice
@maxleibman "never give up!" Oh wait, your parents aren't backing you? Jeez, drop that dumb idea before you bankrupt yourself and end up homeless!