[crying] we did it kids
@alex puking blood with joy
@alex Love it when the research confirms the lived intuition!
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* Cues up "The Perils of Poly" by Bone Poets Orchestra*
@alex well crikey, i tried to build a website that did this in oh i don't know 2004 or something
@alex Are Pinwheel Scheduling and Bamboo Garden Trimming real things, or are they just a month early?
@schwuld00d @alex The bamboo trimming math is a real thing.
Apparently mathematicians will go to great lengths to make the subject more interesting.
@alex Sebastian Wild sounds like the protagonist in a poly version of 50 shades
@alex It's a genuinely interesting read, if you're into graph theory: https://arxiv.org/abs/2403.00465
Polyamorous Scheduling

Finding schedules for pairwise meetings between the members of a complex social group without creating interpersonal conflict is challenging, especially when different relationships have different needs. We formally define and study the underlying optimisation problem: Polyamorous Scheduling. In Polyamorous Scheduling, we are given an edge-weighted graph and try to find a periodic schedule of matchings in this graph such that the maximal weighted waiting time between consecutive occurrences of the same edge is minimised. We show that the problem is NP-hard and that there is no efficient approximation algorithm with a better ratio than 4/3 unless P = NP. On the positive side, we obtain an $O(\log n)$-approximation algorithm; indeed, a $O(\log Δ)$-approximation for $Δ$ the maximum degree, i.e., the largest number of relationships of any individual. We also define a generalisation of density from the Pinwheel Scheduling Problem, "poly density", and ask whether there exists a poly-density threshold similar to the 5/6-density threshold for Pinwheel Scheduling [Kawamura, STOC 2024]. Polyamorous Scheduling is a natural generalisation of Pinwheel Scheduling with respect to its optimisation variant, Bamboo Garden Trimming. Our work contributes the first nontrivial hardness-of-approximation reduction for any periodic scheduling problem, and opens up numerous avenues for further study of Polyamorous Scheduling.

arXiv.org
@DaanWilmer @alex
more interesting stuff that I dont have time to read. I just realized that its voting day in CA USA
@mral @alex voting is more important, by all means go and do that!

@alex @quinn is it the same paper add the one you recently referenced? Or are their multiple poly papers out there?

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A papercule of you will.

*hides behind couch*

@alex I think we already knew it was NP hard.

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Methodology:
"In an effort to fully understand the problem space the authors have replicated said complex social groups amongst themselves"