squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
after care for actors
trying to solve french
conifer
gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών
toe-sucking evil
the skeleton's curse
come to me my horny wife
are you nasty
this will not work
gandalf big naturals deep lore
dogshit vena cava
95 in a 25
catholic shaming
good hill
the future face of cyber security
gollum and yoda
the hays code
live laugh love
masturbate
ikea
cocaine
@stavvers it's also completely legal to do cocaine in the Palace of Westminster in the UK. It's only illegal if you are a prole.
@stavvers
You are unaware of the powers provided by the spice cocaine. How else can the traders be expected to see the future and provide wealth in perpetuity to the funds of hedges. The coke must flow
@stavvers let’s be honest here: it should say “late-period United States”
@stavvers runnin' all round my brain

@stavvers

It's when you turn around to point at the cash registers and see the back of your own head that you know you're in deep trouble 😳🤣

@stavvers i've heard about horses. Apparently they're a type of chair?
@stavvers That IKEA sounds like that average Vegas Strip casino-hotel.

@stavvers I definitely feel like I walked into the middle of this conversation...

By all means, please continue... !?!?

@stavvers thanks I fucking hate this
@stavvers but will she do punctuation? apparently not.
@stavvers Glad they quit before they got to hemorrhoids.

@stavvers Did Hmm.

Joke aside, the Greeks were amazing storytellers but lazy in their monster design. 95% of monsters were just "random animal pieces paired together". So yes, an equus-gallus combination is probably in there. Multiple times.

@stavvers
This is the essential information I needed today.
@stavvers this thread will end when browsers can no longer display it without your computer catching fire
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the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots
medieval backstreet boys
gay talking heads
god save the quing
@stavvers Newbies! Ours references King Edward II of England, and he died in 1327.
@stavvers brb changing my mode of address
@stavvers This is 100% true. “Send they/them victorious, long to reign over us”
@stavvers Canon accepted. "Quing" is the term for a non-binary monarch.
England national anthem Euro 2024 - england vs serbia

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@stavvers When we finally GoRepublic™, I think we should call our elected head of state "The Quing"
@stavvers One of the avatars I've been using for at least 15 years.

@stavvers isn't there the way English has developed half of its vocabulary - mushing words together.

Definitely is quing a super addition to the language.

We're still ROFL.

@stavvers when quing the Eskimo gets here, everybody’s gonna jump for joy.
@stavvers @_tillwe_ I have found one of the rare pictures of the quing
@stavvers @jsr
No futurng
No futurng
No futurng
For yoong
@stavvers reminds me on the fun headline: "Man becomes Queen"

@stavvers @ifixcoinops

“The keen and the quing were quirling at quoits / in the meadow behind of the mere / …” (Walt Kelly)

@stavvers Something like 40 years ago a science fiction magazine sponsored a poetry contest based on this format (with the added requirement that the second line had to be a person's name), and unfortunately for me, one of the winning submissions is permanently stuck in my head. Author unremembered, I wish I could credit them.

Higgledy-piggledy
Herr Werner Heisenberg
pleaded: Your Honor,
it just isn't fair.

That I was speeding is
Unascertainable,
Or, if it is, then I
Can't have been there.

@stavvers @Aminorjourney May wish to comment 😂
@christineburns @stavvers I will reply from @Aminorjourney (or possibly @QueenieDeerhart )
No comment dears, but I will say I prefer a steam ship, so I'm good. (Although, the soot gets in one's fur a little). @christineburns @stavvers
@stavvers most likely E. But I can wait for the next release of an operating system without stalker-ware.
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
@stavvers F without a doubt, but American should be replaced with worldwide
@stavvers theres a lot more military in that post than I expected
@stavvers shaka, when the walls fell
@stavvers I'm feeling like darmok and jalad at tanagra reading this post

The devil is in the details.

And it's curious how many commentaries on the EP vote don't want you to look at the details.

@stavvers HA! it was talking to a tech guy who made a similar reference from that episode and he was SHOCKED that i knew what he was saying and we laughed and laughed

Shaka, when the walls fell…

@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
@stavvers calling yourself "chaumas" is a bit of a mile marker on that journey

@stavvers

It's a page out of Putin's playbook.

@stavvers eat it COLD

As COLD as my HEART

@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It