perfect software engineering. no notes.
perfect software engineering. no notes.
@lp0_on_fire You do realize that part is in quotes, ie something I'm thinking to myself with my american-made brain...
I'm kidding but also, perfect example of why soft skills matter.
@0xabad1dea to quote that awful manager I used to have: "programming is just a bunch of IFs."
They just missed a few here.
The fun part with that manager is that they apparently didn't understand what they were saying.
So you have 10 ifs... that means 1024 paths through that piece of code... all which have to be considered and tested.
With 20 ifs it's 1048576 paths.
"Yes, I hold a system of several billion states in my head while coding. What do you, manager person, do all day?"
@wakame @krnlg @hotkey "Dr. Strange's job of 'Looking ahead in Infinity War to find the specific set of battle decisions they had to take to get to the one universe where they beat Thanos' is basically what I do all day, every day, without a Time Stone.
Can I get paid at *least* a Dr. Strange's level of salary if you're correct that this is what you're saying about programming being a series of if statements?"
@wakame @krnlg @hotkey "Pay me more than Dr. Strange, and I will leave comments in my code where 'Tony Stark has to survive so that he solves our universe's version of time travel and then proceeds to steal the Infinity Stones from Thanos after Thanos stole them from an Infinity Gauntlet, that he made to bring people back, so that Iron Man can snap Thanos out of existence.'.
For an yearly bonus, I'll add that Thor should 'Aim for the head.'"
@DefectiveWings @0xabad1dea if it were that old, they would have encountered that problem multiple times already
no, they did rewrite that function every friggin time - and every version is slightly broken, but in a different way than the next one.
Hi after nightly reboot the Citrix HDX HTML5 Video Redirection Service won't start. "The Citrix HDX HTML5 Video Redirection Service service terminated unexpectedly" environment PVS 1909.1 Windows Server 2016 CVAD 1909.1 anyone else experiencing the same issue? my first thought was that this could...
@0xabad1dea we had an application on our mainframe abend because of the leap year.
Programmer's solution? Wait until tomorrow.
I've deduced I'm going to have to bite the bullet and learn COBOL on my own to convince my manager to let me fix things myself.
@0xabad1dea forgot what day it was and thought it was gonna be "turn back your clock to before the SSL cert expired".
This is SO much better.
I might be suffering the same bug. Guess I've gotta go home, nap, and reset tomorrow morning.
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