silence7Feb 28, 2024

Exxon-Mobil CEO flips from "it's too soon to act on climate" to "it's too late" as a means of discouraging decarbonization

https://slrpnk.net/post/7148750

Exxon-Mobil CEO flips from "it's too soon to act on climate" to "it's too late" as a means of discouraging decarbonization - SLRPNK

> “we’ve waited too long to open the aperture on the solution sets in terms of what we need, as a society, to start reducing emissions,” Woods told Fortune Archived copies of the article: ghostarchive.org [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HzP49?wr=true] web.archive.org [https://archive.is/74QCJ] archive.today [https://archive.is/74QCJ]

Show threadFartsWithAnAccent
Well, if it’s too late and you fuckers have doomed us all, I guess we better haul out the guillotine, you piece of shit.
Feb 28, 2024 at 5:33pmWeb
Show threadpsmgxFeb 28, 2024
The time for guillotines started years ago and is long overdue
Show threadbashbeerbashFeb 28, 2024
it’s a tragedy that desperate people would rather go after a school or church than after these fuckers.
Show threadNastybutlerFeb 28, 2024

That’s what I don’t get. If I’m determined to off myself, why not take someone with me that would make the world a better place to be without? I definitely have a name at the top of my list, but since I’m not suicidal, it just remains a fantasy.

I hope this post doesn’t get me added to any lists myself. I’m talking in hypotheticals here.

Show threadSteveFeb 28, 2024
If this was reddit, it may have. But this isnt reddit.
Show threadFinishingDutchFeb 28, 2024

That’s a really poor suggestion.

The guillotine was invented as a fast, efficient, humane method of execution. It was meant to take the human factor out of it for a clean, repeatable result.

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

Show threadDaft_ishFeb 28, 2024
The question is, where do we point the wood chipper?
Show threadleftzeroFeb 28, 2024

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

A particularly slow and unsharpened one, though.

Feet first.

And doused in pure capsaicin.

And after having had a branch of that tree that makes you want to kill yourself rectally inserted.

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Show threadFartsWithAnAccentFeb 29, 2024
That’s not very carbon neutral…
Show threadrbosFeb 29, 2024
Could hand-crank it.
Show threadFartsWithAnAccentFeb 29, 2024
Well that just sounds like too much work.
Show threadLiving_DeadFeb 29, 2024
Solar powered?
Show threadKrauerkingFeb 29, 2024
I don’t know I like the idea of a union gig job of cranking the handle on the wood chipper and going on mandatory lunch break halfway through one of these CEOs
Show threadFinishingDutchFeb 29, 2024
They do in fact make electric wood chippers!
Show threadHolzkohlenFeb 29, 2024
I feel like the guillotine is meant as a symbol. I am also not gonna cannibalize these fucks, but I will tell you to eat them still.