silence7Feb 28, 2024

Exxon-Mobil CEO flips from "it's too soon to act on climate" to "it's too late" as a means of discouraging decarbonization

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Exxon-Mobil CEO flips from "it's too soon to act on climate" to "it's too late" as a means of discouraging decarbonization - SLRPNK

> “we’ve waited too long to open the aperture on the solution sets in terms of what we need, as a society, to start reducing emissions,” Woods told Fortune Archived copies of the article: ghostarchive.org [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HzP49?wr=true] web.archive.org [https://archive.is/74QCJ] archive.today [https://archive.is/74QCJ]

Show threadFartsWithAnAccentFeb 28, 2024
Well, if it’s too late and you fuckers have doomed us all, I guess we better haul out the guillotine, you piece of shit.
Show threadFinishingDutchFeb 28, 2024

That’s a really poor suggestion.

The guillotine was invented as a fast, efficient, humane method of execution. It was meant to take the human factor out of it for a clean, repeatable result.

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

Show threadleftzero

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

A particularly slow and unsharpened one, though.

Feet first.

And doused in pure capsaicin.

And after having had a branch of that tree that makes you want to kill yourself rectally inserted.

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Feb 28, 2024 at 9:58pmWeb