silence7Feb 28, 2024

Exxon-Mobil CEO flips from "it's too soon to act on climate" to "it's too late" as a means of discouraging decarbonization

https://slrpnk.net/post/7148750

Exxon-Mobil CEO flips from "it's too soon to act on climate" to "it's too late" as a means of discouraging decarbonization - SLRPNK

> “we’ve waited too long to open the aperture on the solution sets in terms of what we need, as a society, to start reducing emissions,” Woods told Fortune Archived copies of the article: ghostarchive.org [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/HzP49?wr=true] web.archive.org [https://archive.is/74QCJ] archive.today [https://archive.is/74QCJ]

Show threadFartsWithAnAccentFeb 28, 2024
Well, if it’s too late and you fuckers have doomed us all, I guess we better haul out the guillotine, you piece of shit.
Show threadFinishingDutchFeb 28, 2024

That’s a really poor suggestion.

The guillotine was invented as a fast, efficient, humane method of execution. It was meant to take the human factor out of it for a clean, repeatable result.

The device you want is called a wood chipper.

Show threadFartsWithAnAccent
That’s not very carbon neutral…
Feb 29, 2024 at 12:54amWeb
Show threadrbosFeb 29, 2024
Could hand-crank it.
Show threadFartsWithAnAccentFeb 29, 2024
Well that just sounds like too much work.
Show threadLiving_DeadFeb 29, 2024
Solar powered?
Show threadKrauerkingFeb 29, 2024
I don’t know I like the idea of a union gig job of cranking the handle on the wood chipper and going on mandatory lunch break halfway through one of these CEOs
Show threadFinishingDutchFeb 29, 2024
They do in fact make electric wood chippers!