The Whore of Blahbylon
Pusher Of Pixels (old account)@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon my brain jumped to phrases and so I'm pondering the depth of
masculine chicken honorable blossom
relating to
male hen noble bloom
EndlessMason@pixelpusher220 @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon Sounds like a netflix show. Pitch it, i bet they'll give you a couple of million to film 10 episodes
@EndlessMason @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon yeah but they'll cancel it after 6. I have standards. My Achilles heel
@pixelpusher220 @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon 6? You not only have standards, also but optimism.
paulA farmer buys a young cock.
As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock again screws all 150 hens. The next day, it's fucking the ducks and the geese too.
Sadly, later in the day he finds the cock lying on the ground half dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, "you deserved it, you horny bastard!" The cock opens one eye, points up and says, "sshhhh. They're about to land!!"
Dud (Mx)@amiserabilist "Ahem" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8yHdBKd_Fs&pp=ygUZamFrZSB0aGFja3JheSBiYW50YW0gc29uZw%3D%3D @pixelpusher220 @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
Bantam Cock (2006 Remaster)
Real_JamesCain@amiserabilist @pixelpusher220 @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon @Bluedepth
This joke best told with a Scottish accent.