@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon my brain jumped to phrases and so I'm pondering the depth of

masculine chicken honorable blossom

relating to

male hen noble bloom

@pixelpusher220

A farmer buys a young cock.

As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmer's 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock again screws all 150 hens. The next day, it's fucking the ducks and the geese too.

Sadly, later in the day he finds the cock lying on the ground half dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer says, "you deserved it, you horny bastard!" The cock opens one eye, points up and says, "sshhhh. They're about to land!!"

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon