@kouett cw this please

@kouett whats scary about this i write my own alloc relatively frequently ​

@kouett frightful!

@[email protected] and also me, sitting on my rickety throne of heap allocations

@kouett allocating is easy, it's the freeing where they get you

@kouett this would hurt a C# dev more imo

@[email protected] ​​

@kouett No free(), no cry.

@kouett AH!

@kouett <laughs in C>

@kouett us developers of a certain vintage get to feel smug and look down upon the sweet summer children once again

@kouett I’m not scared of allocating memory by hand, but you should be scared of me doing so! 

@[email protected] mmap my beloved ​​

@kouett I have a project that both uses asm and rust. It's funny how in rust world I make everything safe, but with asm I will do the most cursed things. Like sure, write arbitrary data over this code because I won't run it again.

@kouett I would guess that Rust developers are more afraid of garbage collection than they are of manual memory management.

@kouett memory? Never heard of that #TypeScript #Python

@kouett Allocating is fine. Freeing is where they get you!

@kouett don't remind me 😭

@kouett Zig ftw