Gary 🐌
Alice McFlurry 
Psychics are always giving me bad news so I’m looking for a happy medium.
John "John Davies" Davies ☑️@Alice not forgetting grumpy rare and obnoxious well done.
Witch_Sec@Alice That used to be my professional name when I was a fortune teller. "The Happy Medium" - not nearly enough people got the joke.
@witch_sec I love this.
Mr Lawrence 🇪🇺🇷🇼@Alice Ha! Blooming happy mediums. I always like to strike a happy medium!
Amish Super Model@Alice Didja hear about the dwarf with ESP who escaped from prison?
Police are looking for a small medium at large.
MrsMurilloToYou
Colonel Panic 🌻🇺🇦 
costrike@Alice You should try Claire Bouyant.
⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe@Alice Not many of those around 'cos people love to strike them…
TheSameCat@Alice I'm sure if you find a happy medium it'll be behind a paywall.
Doreen32128 ready to rumble!
Unprecedented 2023
Peter Merholz
texanarchy@Alice this just in: finding a happy medium, rare.
Evidently they are in short supply.
gnate@Alice
Keeping in mind that ignorance is bliss, I'd suggest looking for a stupid, or at least incompetent, psychic. Might keep you both happier.
Keeping in mind that ignorance is bliss, I'd suggest looking for a stupid, or at least incompetent, psychic. Might keep you both happier.
Uncle Vinny@Alice did you hear about the dwarf psychic who escaped from prison? The headline said SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE.
Three plus or minus five@Alice The version of the joke I like:
"I was a a seance the other day when the woman running it started laughing hysterically, so hard that I had to slap her. Because I always like to strike a happy medium."