Everyone in Alabama who has embryos in cryostorage should claim them as dependents on their state tax returns this year.

@Cdespinosa Considering the considerable cost in maintaining their viability, under this ruling, they’d actually have a reasonable argument, no?

ETA: obviously none of this is “reasonable”

@Cdespinosa Ah, the Skynet loophole.

For those unfamiliar with this obscure piece of Terminator lore, Skynet has kept some congresspeople in a cryostorage through the entire future war. Which allowed it to circumvent the directive it has about keeping the US government functional. As it had a technical possibility to unfreeze them at any time, even though it of course didn’t.