Merlin MannI strongly believe that "Secret Weird Things People Do" is highly related to "Things It Took You Too Long to Realize," and Siracusa does not.
Also, we need to hire a more competent person to name our bits.
“You tell me…” is the way I alert my co-hosts that I’m about to speak for 15 minutes.
“Real quick…Tailscale…”
Woof.
Diggory@hotdogsladies one of my favourite podcasts (except for yours, of course) is an edited version of a radio programme and their version of “things it took you too long to realise” is called “idiotic eureka moments”.
𝔹 𝕖 𝕟 𝕛 𝕒 𝕞 𝕚 𝕟@Diggory @hotdogsladies ah, a fellow long time reader I see!
Graham Dobie@hotdogsladies @RecDiffs @siracusa
A thing it took me too long to realise:
Taxis in the UK have a yellow light-up taxi sign above the windscreen. When the light’s on, the taxi’s available; when the light’s off, it’s occupied.
It took me well into my twenties to realise this, and I still see grown adults trying to hail a taxi with the light off.
Tony Mottaz@hotdogsladies both could be called “Unknown Unknowns Now Known”
Please don’t hire me.
Shane 
@hotdogsladies as only one relatively simple example of this type of relationship, until a thing becomes the latter, it is at high risk of being the former. See wiping.
Reid Sorenson@hotdogsladies Here’s one that could maybe fall under both? Today I learned that most people (other than me) do not pronounce the “l” in “calm” and “palm” - apparently it’s silent!? 50 years on this planet and I always thought people who said “kahm” had some sort of accent or speech impediment.