I strongly believe that "Secret Weird Things People Do" is highly related to "Things It Took You Too Long to Realize," and Siracusa does not.

Also, we need to hire a more competent person to name our bits.

@hotdogsladies one of my favourite podcasts (except for yours, of course) is an edited version of a radio programme and their version of “things it took you too long to realise” is called “idiotic eureka moments”.
@Diggory @hotdogsladies ah, a fellow long time reader I see!