phone calls are all spam. emails are all spam. text messages are all spam. if you want to reach me, pin a note to my door with a jeweled dagger or don't waste my time.
@VeryBadLlama @briankrebs If you want to debate me, write out your arguments and nail them to the cathedral door like a grownup.

@johninfante @VeryBadLlama @briankrebs

Notes pinned to doors are all spam.