Bethany BlackAt the age of 40 my friend reconsidered whether she wanted to help deliver babies anymore, she was having a midwife crisis.
No, you fuck off.
Florian Schroiff 
@BethanyBlack this is dad joke appropriation and I wonβt stand for it!
thejikz@BethanyBlack likely much prefered to a midlife phthisis.
quadrivial, tall and graying
NO NAME@BethanyBlack you got me good at the end.
Bill Hooker*blocks*
*reports*
*unplugs computer*
*moves to bunker in Montana*
πππ₯§ Ο@CasualPiDay I said what I said. π€£ @BethanyBlack
Jay@BethanyBlack How long has this joke been gestating?
B@1ty@BethanyBlack baddum tush! π€£
jhenning