@dgar : how to get it on v1.0 systems?

Asking for myself! 😂

@dgar
Still to fix - battery life issues ?
@dgar can you add a patch for cellular degradation and some way to fix the asshole gene or maybe some cronyism patch or wealth beyond measure pipeline redirect? 😂
@dgar
When we can expect V1.2 that fixes the random errors on DNA producing cancer?
@Andres @dgar er, talked with management, #wontfix sorry
@Andres @dgar looking at whales there is an interesting fix proposal already: they do get cancer but don't die from it because of their massiveness they get so much cancer that their cancer gets cancer so the cancer eats itself up and the whale stays unharmed. Maybe we could apply that? 🫠 But I guess their platform characteristics are incompatible
@w4tsn @dgar
So you are saying we need to get bigger 🤔
@dgar can this fix be installed on current hardware or do I need to possess someone with newer hardware? When will this new hardware be available in my area?
@dgar see, this is why the Human speedrun community still uses 0.83, they keep patching out all the best strats
@dgar omfg how do I get this shit?
@cody @dgar

sadly it's a hardware update
@dgar Know what I'd also like fixed?
Joint degradation from exercise and joint degradation from not enough exercise.
This "use it or lose it" and "use it and lose it" crap has gotta go.
@Nuncio @dgar
Maybe add some lion DNA so we don’t have to exercise at all, sleep 20 hrs a day, and still be fast and strong in tip top shape?
@dgar Awesome. Thank you for the LOL.
@dgar I listened and boosted. that was fun
@dgar my patch notes just said "bug fixes and performance improvements"
@dgar update doesn't seem to be available, does my OEM or carrier have to do something?
@dgar
You should totally do the maintenance plan. It’s worth it. Save money from the convenience store lol
@dgar
When will the ear wax system be brought into the 21st century? We can do better than glue trapping foreign objects.
@MHowell @dgar Other than mucus there aren't a whole lot of other (mostly) self-draining/clearing systems.
@dgar Waiting for a patch which will no longer make me cough should I try to say something while eating. Not getting spicy soup up my sinuses in these cases would be nice too.
@dgar currently downloading the new organic patch. It's going well and I haven't crashed yet
@dgar Needs more security. Too prone to viruses.
@dgar can we get a fix for the non refillable consumables issue? Teeth, ovarian follicles, ocular lenses, etc.

@dgar
Waste disposal relocated further from pleasure center

Eating, breathing, and communicating all done via own opening instead of sharing one. Should reduce number of choking incidents.

Fixed bug that made teeth stop regenerating after second set.

@dgar Mheh. I'll wait for the re-design in version 2. Where's the OrgHub URL?
@dgar should have fixed the "only does things for money, sex or power" bug
@dgar @Rasp Character generation and reconfiguration is still completely broken. :/
@dgar but they still haven’t fix the ‘close the door while the key is still inside’ issue. Oh, they are so stupid, I will try the new LLM firmware instead
@dgar Looks like a merge from the ADHD branch was done here.
@dgar eyelash issue! Yes, please!
@dgar still got the mouth and motivation bugs. Who do I attach the bug report to?
@dgar
That's my luck
The good stuff came out just as I stop paying for the extended warranty.
@dgar @kiteless ok, Four fixes, where’s the new crippling bug though?
@dgar 233 thousand years to drop 4 patches that should have been released during the Ice Age update and suddenly everyone is praising the devs 🙄
@dgar if only I wasnt using a fork that adds extra technical features which drain the power meant to go to the social and communication area.