Finishing up a shift at midday at Marine Rescue where nothing much happened other than a few log-ons going overdue and needing chasing.
Next shift's watchkeeper and a relatively new number 2 operator comes in, Watchkeeper says "been a quiet day so far"?
Me: "Are you alright? You are asking for it, speaking the Q-word"
Number 2: "It can't be busier than my last shift, that was the busiest I've had yet".
Me: "That's it, I'm out of here before Murphy makes something happen."
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Last I've checked they've had three rescues including a sinking, and I just received a notification the lifeboat is on its way to a fourth rescue.
Never mention the Q-word, never tempt Murphy.