I feel like we, as Americans, do not talk about the cheese caves enough.
@Rusty I think about the cheese caves constantly.
@WinterWings
Us: mmm government cave cheese 
The rest of the world: Are you guys okay??
Us: no 
@Rusty look at the rest of the world. Utterly unprepared for cheeseless apocalypses.

@WinterWings those FOOLS 

Svalbard with their stupid seed vault. Silly vikings, you can't eat SEEDS