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I feel like we, as Americans, do not talk about the cheese caves enough.

@Rusty I think about the cheese caves constantly.

@WinterWings
Us: mmm government cave cheese

The rest of the world: Are you guys okay??
Us: no

@Rusty look at the rest of the world. Utterly unprepared for cheeseless apocalypses.

Svalbard with their stupid seed vault. Silly vikings, you can't eat SEEDS

@Rusty @WinterWings so uh what's the expiration date on all that cheese?

@odoben @WinterWings Depends on the cheese. Some cheese can be stored basically indefinitely

@Rusty @WinterWings I want a zombie apocalypse story where a group of survivors just juse the cheese caves as their base