Rusty CorgiI feel like we, as Americans, do not talk about the cheese caves enough.
WinterWings@Rusty I think about the cheese caves constantly.
@Rusty look at the rest of the world. Utterly unprepared for cheeseless apocalypses.
@WinterWings those FOOLS 
Svalbard with their stupid seed vault. Silly vikings, you can't eat SEEDS 
Odoben@Rusty @WinterWings so uh what's the expiration date on all that cheese?
@Rusty @WinterWings I want a zombie apocalypse story where a group of survivors just juse the cheese caves as their base
Kameron the Spottyfox 
Now in Pittsburgh!@Rusty Y'all gonna bring up my hometown now? XD
@kameronspottyfox 'Ey No living in the cheese caves!! You're not a cheese!!!
No living in the cheese caves!! You're not a cheese!!!@Rusty No, but I was born and raised in Springfield, MO...where the cheese caves are. XD
@kameronspottyfox I wanna stage a heist in Springfield now 
@Rusty It's like Oceans Eleven, but for cheese! :D
Friar@Rusty The government cheese caves?
@Friar Yes, the government cheese caves 
@Rusty I learned about them a few months ago. As someone who struggles with dairy, it dealt me some fierce psychic damage.
@Friar It still breaks my brain that the government buys cheese to prop up the dairy industry but then pays farmers not to grow crops so produce doesn't get too inexpensive for consumers. That's the real psychic damage for me.
moss 🦌🐕
islandotter@Rusty You stay away from my cheese caves!
@islandotter I'm going to assume you're being altruistic and just telling me to stay away because I'm lactose intolerant and not because you don't wanna share
@Rusty I don't want to share
SarahBun@Rusty I actually didn't know these existed until a couple weeks ago when a friend told me about them they did a thing and apparently if you were to distribute all the cheese in those caves every American would get like 4lbs (including babies )
@Brandonk9100 Socialism for dairy but not for thee -The USDA
-The USDA
Lionaroundtown@Rusty I need more cave aged cheese in my life