Breaking: FBI encourages all currently-unindicted January 6 participants to come to todayโ€™s January 6 Reunion, free food and chances to win door prizes.
@MissingThePt Lol, if that doesn't scream honeypot, i don't know what does. At least feed them first before forcefully aresting them in the swat team kind of way.

@gocu54 @MissingThePt - As we are also "celebrating" the anniversary of the Malheur occupation, we should certainly announce the availability of snacks, something the Bundy Bunch plumb fergot about in their preparations.

(Oh, and Ammon Bunny is presently on the lam, a fugitive from justice for other reasons.)

@TheQuinbox @MissingThePt I hope those people all get caught!
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It's their chance to sign up for their savior's pardons....
@MissingThePt the invitation was posted on their internal mailing list lol

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Given that many of those fools were taking selfies inside of the Capitol I think your warning to them is too subtle.

On the positive side, I'm sure some of them will show up to Jan 6 celebrations, helping the FBI to apprehend them. Those parties will also help the FBI scope out who is sympathetic to their cause.

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Free professional commemorative photos!

@MissingThePt Free Motor Boats at the J6 Reunion!
FBI in Florida captures 3 people linked to Jan. 6 on third anniversary of riot

The FBI apprehended three people accused of participating in the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol, at a ranch in Florida, the agency announced Saturday. FBIโ€™s Tampa office identified the fugitives as Jonathan Daniel Pollock, his sister Olivia Michele Pollock and Joseph Daniel Hutchinson III. They are scheduled to appear in federal court in Ocala,โ€ฆ

The Hill

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โ€œWe were to understand thereโ€™d be pie and punch.โ€

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/9c50ee46-e928-405e-b8de-9447d178dc76#eQ0BIwcO.copy

We were to understand there'd be pie and punch.

Yarn

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I think some of them are predisposed

@MissingThePt Perhaps also to testify against Trump ...
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@MissingThePt free meals, jump suits, and maybe a bracelet

@MissingThePt "let's see what's behind door number one!"

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..Oooh.. shoulda knocked first!

@MissingThePt ๐Ÿ˜‚ You win the Internet for today.

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They're dumb enough to buy trump trading cards they'll definitely fall for this.

"This way to the great egress" trumpers.

@MissingThePt will there be stupid games?

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Free nooses!

(... too soon?)

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I assume those door prizes were Prison doors? I yield back my time.

@MissingThePt Real โ€œdrawโ€ would be free guns.
@MissingThePt Ashley Babbittโ€“style door prizes?
@MissingThePt LOL!!!! This post is priceless!!