My Conspiracy Theory:

Snoopy is an Imaginary Friend, and Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes is real.

@RickiTarr Snoopy was a fighter pilot, an attorney and a philosopher. He was always Snoopy. Hobbes turned back into a stuffed toy tiger when adults were present. So I think you may have that reversed.
@mydogwrotethis Nope I definitely have it the right way