My Conspiracy Theory:

Snoopy is an Imaginary Friend, and Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes is real.

@RickiTarr Snoopy was a fighter pilot, an attorney and a philosopher. He was always Snoopy. Hobbes turned back into a stuffed toy tiger when adults were present. So I think you may have that reversed.
@mydogwrotethis Nope I definitely have it the right way
@mydogwrotethis @RickiTarr Those bullet holes could not have been simply imagined.
@mydogwrotethis @RickiTarr
I believe that Bill Watterson said that he’s real to Calvin and a stuffed tiger to the adults and both those things are true and that’s that. Hobbes doesn’t “turn back;” he just is.