My Conspiracy Theory:

Snoopy is an Imaginary Friend, and Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes is real.

@RickiTarr Snoopy was a fighter pilot, an attorney and a philosopher. He was always Snoopy. Hobbes turned back into a stuffed toy tiger when adults were present. So I think you may have that reversed.
@mydogwrotethis Nope I definitely have it the right way
@mydogwrotethis @RickiTarr Those bullet holes could not have been simply imagined.
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I believe that Bill Watterson said that he’s real to Calvin and a stuffed tiger to the adults and both those things are true and that’s that. Hobbes doesn’t “turn back;” he just is.
@RickiTarr Hobbes is the only real person. Everyone else is Hobbes imagination
@jgordon @RickiTarr But if that were true, wouldn’t everyone else be a whole lot nicer?
@michaelgemar @RickiTarr Hobbes is a sage and sees through the flaws of humanity to the beauty within.
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But they are all real, they live across the street…why is this strange! 😊
@EVDHmn See me in my office, it will be 5 cents
@RickiTarr I just know that by the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong....
@ccdudley85 @RickiTarr and I saw the bomber death planes turn into butterflies above our nation.
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It was always my theory that Charlie Brown was imagining Snoopy doing the things he didn't have the self confidence to imagine himself doing.
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Oh, Hobbes is real, but they chose to be friends with a boy who (A) respects Hobbes' furry identity, and (B) owns a plushie of the same species as their furry identity. These put together, and Hobbes is able to quite thoroughly help Calvin learn about the realities of the ills and the potential of the world, while his parents just think the boy is merely imaginitive AF.
@RickiTarr My conspiracy theory: The only real Snoopy is the one in the 1978 Oklahoma National Guard Women’s Association Cookbook.
@KerryMitchell Wow Dressings Snoopy is having some kind of deep existential crisis. LOL Thanks for sharing!
@RickiTarr The best bit is Calvin is the Hobbesian and Hobbes is the Calvinist.