Trump just filed his opening brief in the immunity appeal in DC circuit court of appeal.

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cadc.40415/gov.uscourts.cadc.40415.1208582803.0_3.pdf

It's late but I just had to start reading (morbid curiosity)

Paragraph #1: He tells the court that if he can be indicted there will be no end to it. Presidents will be indicted for decades! It will be a parade of horribles!

(Assumption: This is a purely political.)

#2 is the doozy.
Basically, Dear Court: You have no power to sit in judgment of MEEEE.

It's laughably absurd.
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Can you imagine addressing a court of law with: "you have no power over me."

("Oh yeah?" the justices will think. "Watch.")

His idea of "separation of powers" is wacky.

The branches serve as checks against each other so no one branch becomes too powerful.

Aside: It's hard to imagine the Supreme Court bothering to take this at all. I don't know why so many people think it is a given that they will.

The Colorado case is different. There are good reasons for them to hear that one.

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At least the brief is clearly written. The two issues are (1) absolute criminal immunity for official acts (2) double jeopardy applies.

The problem are obvious.

Problem with #1:

Absolute criminal immunity isn't a thing. It doesn't exist. Moreover, what he did was no way part of his "official" duties (among other things presidents have nothing to do with elections, particularly when they are a candidate.)

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Problem with #2:

Double jeopardy (from the 5th Amendment, I attached the text) says you cannot twice be put in jeopardy of criminal punishment.

The only jeopardy he faced in the Senate trial was whether he would be removed from office.

Moreover, the impeachment clause actually says that after being tried in the Senate you can be criminally charged. (I attached that as well.)

It's all right there in the Constitution.

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Perfect line, from @mmaniac90

What was going through my head was the line in Singing in the Rain when Lina Lamont says, "Do you think I'm dumb or something?" (and everyone is thinking, yeah, we do!)

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3C8gGPMNI

Next, Trump spends a few pages mischarcterizing the evidence.

("Mischaracterizing the evidence" generally annoys justices. It's not a good idea to annoy the judge.)

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Am I dumb or something Lina Lamont Fandub

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Apparently Trump found a quotation from Chief Marshall. He gives the quotation like this:

As Chief Justice Marshall wrote in Marbury v. Madison, the President’s official acts “can never be examinable by the courts.”

Me: "Really? Marshall said that?"

So I pulled up a copy of Marbury v. Madison and started doing word searches.

Of course Marshall didn't say that.

Here's the case. You can see for yourself:
https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/5/137/

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Marbury v. Madison, 5 U.S. 137 (1803)

Marbury v. Madison: Congress does not have the power to pass laws that override the Constitution, such as by expanding the scope of the Supreme Court’s original jurisdiction.

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@Teri_Kanefield Who wrote that brief? Aren't there rules that hold lawyers accountable for making stuff up and filing it with the court? I remember reading a news account recently about an attorney who got in trouble with the court for filing something written by AI that included fictitious cases

@azemon "mischaracterizing the evidence" happens often.

Courts get annoyed but it isn't sanctionable.

I will revise because the way I wrote it was misleading.