@SmudgeTheInsultCat "Moo! Bugger that" *shifts into second and guns it*

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Well, they have trouble grasping the steering wheel, so it's understandable that people would be concerned.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat 😠

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I think a few lead-footed bovine have given the whole species a bad rap.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Who else said ‘Cows can’t read’?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Well... I HAVE heard of cattle drives...