@SmudgeTheInsultCat

You won't be home for the holidays this year. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Youโ€™re lucky sheโ€™s not a hair stylist or youโ€™d be dead.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat I once accidentally used my own fabric scissors to cut paper and I very nearly stabbed myself for it when I realized the mistake...

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

This is great!

I always thought that was just my own mother's little idiosyncrasy.

I'm not alone!

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And rightly so! What's the matter with you!?
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat I can relate! If someone uses my expensive flush cutters to cut heavy wire I nearly have a seizure.
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Sorry, that's a capital offense

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Truth. I did this once, and only the fact that juvenile records are sealed has saved me.

A year in the reform school that Singer claims doesn't exist, sharpening sewing scissors 14 hours a day.