Santa is a quantum being. His probabilistic nature means he can be in every house at the same time on Christmas.
This is why it's vitally important noone sees him. If he's observed the probabilities collapse and only one house gets presents.
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@Bastett The collapse of the probability function can only resolve with the person who did the observing getting the presents. By this logic there is no personal disincentive in staying awake to observe. Other people will of course suffer in this event; however, those who invest in quantum gambling know the stakes and are almost certainly sociopaths.

@christineburns @Bastett

Anyone who does observe him, gets crushed by the weight of all the presents intended for everyone else.

That's why we don't have any reports from these witnesses: They were all killed in the experience.