happy stylish but illegal ikea monkey day to those who celebrate

@hejsna @PavelASamsonov Celebrate IKEA Monkey Day with a shirt from my buddy Phin:

https://octophant.threadless.com/designs/ikea-monkey

Ikea Mønkëy

We miss you.

Octophant's Artist Shop

@PavelASamsonov

Stylish but illegal - it sounds like how I'd like to be described.

In reality, I'm more gawky but recommended by the WHO for favourable long term health outcomes.

@PavelASamsonov I, for one, would like to congratulate Melania as she finally steps out of Donald’s shadow and starts to find her own life.
Escaped kangaroo punches police officer before Oshawa capture | CBC News

A missing marsupial that was on the loose east of Toronto since last week was found and captured early Monday and is temporarily being hosted at the Oshawa Zoo as it recovers.

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@Trussell @PavelASamsonov The capybara escape pretty regularly. It’s a tribute to the High Park Zoo: they must keep them pretty comfortable else they’d all leave.
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I stopped celebrating stylish but illegal Ikea monkey day after, at our local Ikea store, my illegal monkey was out styled by another illegal monkey

@PavelASamsonov Chimpanzee escapes Ukrainian zoo, returns on a bike | USA TODAY #IkeaMonkey

https://youtu.be/JISaSBvgnIE?si=ebzKzJQgySUUYuja

Chimpanzee escapes Ukrainian zoo, returns on a bike | USA TODAY

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@PavelASamsonov those were the days of only worrying about the end of the world because of a movie
@PavelASamsonov Hmmm this was very close to the date where the Mayan long count calendar reset to the next b'ak'tun; maybe we get a new illegal stylish monkey near the end of every 394 year cycle.
@PavelASamsonov when will people stop believing the arrant nonsense emerging from the IKEA PR department at this time of year?
@PavelASamsonov I love that this works whether you're currently on the 9th or 10th.
@PavelASamsonov Oh shit this was more than 10 years ago. I remember it like it was yesterday.