Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like ice cream.

-Enjoy reading books.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

@lowqualityfacts 32K followers and following 40

ok

@cat_static I just explained this to someone else, but my account was temporarily suspended and I lost all the people I was following when I got it back.
Mike Judge reveals the inspiration for Boomhauer (featuring Zach Galifianakis) Full clip!

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