Low Quality Facts

Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like ice cream.

-Enjoy reading books.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

Dec 9, 2023 at 3:07amWeb
Show threadJasonDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Gribbet. Gribbet. ๐Ÿธ
Show threadMarlin RandoDec 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts I'm French

I am in fact a frog

Show threadrdmDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9FCSPPnok
Curse Reverse - Animated Short Film

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Show threadThirteenth WorrierDec 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts
I'm lactose intolerant.

So close to finding my tribe.

Show threadTanya Kasim VOTEDDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I don't have recurring dreams that I'm a frog nor do I spend my days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians, but I love to read.
Show threadcat static ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆDec 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts 32K followers and following 40

ok

Show threadLow Quality FactsDec 9, 2023
@cat_static I just explained this to someone else, but my account was temporarily suspended and I lost all the people I was following when I got it back.
Show threadcat static ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Ok, but why are you looking for your people if there's all those followers to follow?
Show threadSlayerranger/CrackamphetamineDec 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts @cat_static

Bring โ€œPorkyโ€™s Buttholeโ€ Back! ๐Ÿ˜ญ

https://youtu.be/rd_rty0ovgQ?si=-FhzXcqU6PW6a5yg

Mike Judge reveals the inspiration for Boomhauer (featuring Zach Galifianakis) Full clip!

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Show threadThe Jack of SandwichDec 9, 2023
@cat_static @lowqualityfacts 40 seems like a reasonable number to me. How many would you expect them to follow?
Show threadcat static ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆDec 9, 2023
@jack_of_sandwich Irrelevant. A "looking for my people" post is dishonest when there are thousands to follow. See?
Show threadThe Jack of SandwichDec 9, 2023
@cat_static seems you don't understand the premise of the account
Show threadcat static ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆDec 9, 2023
@jack_of_sandwich Commercial account masquerading as one seeking interaction with likeminded people?
Show threadFeral Aunt Nessie Dec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts This is pretty accurate if you switch frog with a rabbit, so yeah, friends??
Show threadSteven D. Brewer ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธDec 9, 2023
@farah @lowqualityfacts Otter.
Show threadEdelruth In The Wrong TimelineDec 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Close enough on those last three ๐Ÿคฃ

Show threadzendao42Dec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
If I was a frog, the cats would probably eat me
Show threadpotpieDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts As a Latin teacher I have to go out of my way to hide those texts from the students. They barely do their work in human form.
Show threadAnna GDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
ice cream & books๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
But wolf instead of frog
Show threadJA WestenbergDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Mastodon Ftagn
Show threadIris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)Dec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts is this an โ€œany of the aboveโ€ or an โ€œall of the aboveโ€ situation?
Show threadKBSez โœ…Dec 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Iโ€™m following you!!

Show threadThe Jack of SandwichDec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Run in terror from princesses
Show threadTaz PoltorakDec 12, 2023
@lowqualityfacts this is how Prince Charming started
Show threadNick 'The Viking' O'PelicanDec 31, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

Does this require *all* items on this list or 'a la carte' ?

Show threadRamenCatholic ๐Ÿข๐ŸŒˆDec 31, 2023
@nlarson830 yes. @lowqualityfacts
Show threadNick 'The Viking' O'PelicanDec 31, 2023

@RamenCatholic @lowqualityfacts

Damn I'm 2 for 5 it's not looking good โ˜น๏ธ

Show threadRamenCatholic ๐Ÿข๐ŸŒˆDec 31, 2023
@nlarson830 ah hell, it's a holiday. I'm sure @lowqualityfacts would be generous enough to allow it. This time.
Show threadNick 'The Viking' O'PelicanDec 31, 2023

@RamenCatholic @lowqualityfacts

Its a good day to set goals so perhaps I can get up to 3 for 5 in 2024.

Show threadRamenCatholic ๐Ÿข๐ŸŒˆDec 31, 2023
@nlarson830 I have faith in you, I bet you can create a whole Frogsona in a year! @lowqualityfacts
Show threadTengrain ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆDec 31, 2023

@lowqualityfacts

โฌ†๏ธ

[Pulls out โ€˜Mastering The Art of French Cookingโ€™]

Come, sit next to me!

Show threadChester (Carlos D. Nascimento)Dec 31, 2023

@lowqualityfacts So many questions:

- How many items are required for a boost / being your people?
- Does crazy frog (the Axel F ringtone scam mascot) count as a frog (despite its creator stating it's not a frog; it's complicated)?

Show threadInsecurity Princess ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ฅDec 31, 2023
@lowqualityfacts hmm, I don't feel distraught, sorry can't boost
Show threadI Only Tweet CrapJan 1, 2024

@lowqualityfacts I like ice cream, but only as a friend. Honest. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Also, alcon should be aware that I mainly search for ancient incantations to become a snake. This may present some friction at a later time.

Show threadRachel ThomasJan 1, 2024
@lowqualityfacts
Show threadArt PouetJan 1, 2024
@lowqualityfacts @aln
I have different dreams, but may be we should define what is a frog first.
Show threadLautreGJan 1, 2024

@lowqualityfacts
I like eating ice cream reading book about science fiction, why not with medieval touch.

My dreams is more about natural diversity with any kind of variety of life eating peacefully together in circle (It's rarely a circle) of life.

I also dream too much about FOSS (softwares), but I enjoy it!
Sometimes, wake up aren't happy.

I spent years to try to find a way to help people using #FOSS because they more often respect users mainly. Not yet found the way. But I have new idea.

Show threadPeter CohenJan 1, 2024
@lowqualityfacts
Show threadko kฤihe toku ingoa ๐ŸซJan 1, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Is that an AND list or an OR list?