Low Quality FactsDec 9, 2023

Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like ice cream.

-Enjoy reading books.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

Show threadcat static 🇺🇸🇺🇦

@lowqualityfacts 32K followers and following 40

ok

Dec 9, 2023 at 3:49amWeb
Show threadLow Quality FactsDec 9, 2023
@cat_static I just explained this to someone else, but my account was temporarily suspended and I lost all the people I was following when I got it back.
Show threadcat static 🇺🇸🇺🇦Dec 9, 2023
@lowqualityfacts Ok, but why are you looking for your people if there's all those followers to follow?
Show threadSlayerranger/CrackamphetamineDec 9, 2023

@lowqualityfacts @cat_static

Bring “Porky’s Butthole” Back! 😭

https://youtu.be/rd_rty0ovgQ?si=-FhzXcqU6PW6a5yg

Mike Judge reveals the inspiration for Boomhauer (featuring Zach Galifianakis) Full clip!

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Show threadThe Jack of SandwichDec 9, 2023
@cat_static @lowqualityfacts 40 seems like a reasonable number to me. How many would you expect them to follow?
Show threadcat static 🇺🇸🇺🇦Dec 9, 2023
@jack_of_sandwich Irrelevant. A "looking for my people" post is dishonest when there are thousands to follow. See?
Show threadThe Jack of SandwichDec 9, 2023
@cat_static seems you don't understand the premise of the account
Show threadcat static 🇺🇸🇺🇦Dec 9, 2023
@jack_of_sandwich Commercial account masquerading as one seeking interaction with likeminded people?